"Mam, we don't accept coupons. We have no way to scan them"
"Well I don't care. I'm gettin my free milk"
I sigh. I decide to give the woman her milk even though the coupon will do no good. So I give her a milk for free and keep the coupon. The woman proceeds to tell me about how she received her coupon.
"Well. Listen here. You can get real far in this world if you just stand up for yurself. I caint stand the new lids on them milks. They ain't made for people with the arthritis. So I wrote me a letter to Mr. Scotty Mayfield an told him so. An he give me this here coupon for a free milk. And lemme tell you somethin else I done thats sort a similar. I got me sittin at home right now a year supply of charmin toilet paper. You wanna know how I got it? well I'll tell ya. I was a watchin' tha TV and saw this commercial for Charmin toliet paper. It was that one with them little bears runnin in the woods, ya know? And do you wanna guess what song was playin in the background? well I'll tell ya. It was the durn Hallelujah Chorus! God Almighty! I thought to myself 'thass the most sacred piece a durn music ever written and, by god, its an abomination to the lord above to put it in a toilet paper commercial!' So I picked up my phone an I called Charmin toilet paper to tell em what I thought a their abomination of a commercial. And they give me a bunch a free toilet paper. And lemme tell you they musta listened cuz I ain't never seen that commercial agin since. I bet you don't even know he wrote the Halellujah chorus do ya?
"Yes mam I do. George Fredric Handel."
"Oh. well I guess they do teach ya somethin in school these days..."
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